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“Same Love” - Macklemore feat. Mary Lambert

“Same...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_52884810815" src="http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/52884810815/audio_player_iframe/schistocerca/tumblr_mkcq8nN3OW1qghfy5?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fschistocerca%2F52884810815%2Ftumblr_mkcq8nN3OW1qghfy5" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://knowhomo.tumblr.com/post/46480099950" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;knowhomo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Same Love” - Macklemore feat. Mary Lambert&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;“Same Love”&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span class="feat"&gt;(with Ryan Lewis)&lt;br/&gt;(feat. Mary Lambert)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;When I was in the third grade I thought that I was gay&lt;br/&gt;‘Cause I could draw, my uncle was, and I kept my room straight&lt;br/&gt;I told my mom tears rushing down my face&lt;br/&gt;She’s like “Ben you’ve loved girls since before pre-k tripping, “&lt;br/&gt;Yeah, I guess she had a point, didn’t she?&lt;br/&gt;Bunch of stereotypes all in my head.&lt;br/&gt;I remember doing the math like, “Yeah, I’m good at little league”&lt;br/&gt;A preconceived idea of what it all meant&lt;br/&gt;For those that liked the same sex&lt;br/&gt;Had the characteristics&lt;br/&gt;The right wing conservatives think it’s a decision&lt;br/&gt;And you can be cured with some treatment and religion&lt;br/&gt;Man-made rewiring of a predisposition&lt;br/&gt;Playing God, aw nah here we go&lt;br/&gt;America the brave still fears what we don’t know&lt;br/&gt;And God loves all his children, is somehow forgotten&lt;br/&gt;But we paraphrase a book written thirty-five-hundred years ago&lt;br/&gt;I don’t know&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And I can’t change&lt;br/&gt;Even if I tried&lt;br/&gt;Even if I wanted to&lt;br/&gt;I can’t change&lt;br/&gt;Even if I try&lt;br/&gt;Even if I wanted to&lt;br/&gt;My love&lt;br/&gt;My love&lt;br/&gt;My love&lt;br/&gt;She keeps me warm&lt;br/&gt;She keeps me warm&lt;br/&gt;She keeps me warm&lt;br/&gt;She keeps me warm&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If I was gay, I would think hip-hop hates me&lt;br/&gt;Have you read the YouTube comments lately?&lt;br/&gt;“Man, that’s gay” gets dropped on the daily&lt;br/&gt;We become so numb to what we’re saying&lt;br/&gt;A culture founded from oppression&lt;br/&gt;Yet we don’t have acceptance for ‘em&lt;br/&gt;Call each other faggots behind the keys of a message board&lt;br/&gt;A word rooted in hate, yet our genre still ignores it&lt;br/&gt;Gay is synonymous with the lesser&lt;br/&gt;It’s the same hate that’s caused wars from religion&lt;br/&gt;Gender to skin color, the complexion of your pigment&lt;br/&gt;The same fight that led people to walk outs and sit ins&lt;br/&gt;It’s human rights for everybody, there is no difference!&lt;br/&gt;Live on and be yourself&lt;br/&gt;When I was at church they taught me something else&lt;br/&gt;If you preach hate at the service those words aren’t anointed&lt;br/&gt;That holy water that you soak in has been poisoned&lt;br/&gt;When everyone else is more comfortable remaining voiceless&lt;br/&gt;Rather than fighting for humans that have had their rights stolen&lt;br/&gt;I might not be the same, but that’s not important&lt;br/&gt;No freedom till we’re equal, damn right I support it&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(I don’t know)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And I can’t change&lt;br/&gt;Even if I tried&lt;br/&gt;Even if I wanted to&lt;br/&gt;My love&lt;br/&gt;My love&lt;br/&gt;My love&lt;br/&gt;She keeps me warm&lt;br/&gt;She keeps me warm&lt;br/&gt;She keeps me warm&lt;br/&gt;She keeps me warm&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;We press play, don’t press pause&lt;br/&gt;Progress, march on&lt;br/&gt;With the veil over our eyes&lt;br/&gt;We turn our back on the cause&lt;br/&gt;Till the day that my uncles can be united by law&lt;br/&gt;When kids are walking ‘round the hallway plagued by pain in their heart&lt;br/&gt;A world so hateful some would rather die than be who they are&lt;br/&gt;And a certificate on paper isn’t gonna solve it all&lt;br/&gt;But it’s a damn good place to start&lt;br/&gt;No law is gonna change us&lt;br/&gt;We have to change us&lt;br/&gt;Whatever God you believe in&lt;br/&gt;We come from the same one&lt;br/&gt;Strip away the fear&lt;br/&gt;Underneath it’s all the same love&lt;br/&gt;About time that we raised up&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And I can’t change&lt;br/&gt;Even if I tried&lt;br/&gt;Even if I wanted to&lt;br/&gt;I can’t change&lt;br/&gt;Even if I try&lt;br/&gt;Even if I wanted to&lt;br/&gt;My love&lt;br/&gt;My love&lt;br/&gt;My love&lt;br/&gt;She keeps me warm&lt;br/&gt;She keeps me warm&lt;br/&gt;She keeps me warm&lt;br/&gt;She keeps me warm&lt;br/&gt;Love is patient&lt;br/&gt;Love is kind&lt;br/&gt;Love is patient&lt;br/&gt;Love is kind&lt;br/&gt;(I’m not crying on Sundays)&lt;br/&gt;Love is patient&lt;br/&gt;(I’m not crying on Sundays)&lt;br/&gt;Love is kind&lt;br/&gt;(I’m not crying on Sundays)&lt;br/&gt;Love is patient&lt;br/&gt;(I’m not crying on Sundays)&lt;br/&gt;Love is kind&lt;br/&gt;(I’m not crying on Sundays)&lt;br/&gt;Love is patient&lt;br/&gt;(I’m not crying on Sundays)&lt;br/&gt;Love is kind&lt;br/&gt;(I’m not crying on Sundays)&lt;br/&gt;Love is patient&lt;br/&gt;Love is kind&lt;/div&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/52884810815</link><guid>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/52884810815</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2013 12:01:22 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>BLACK GIRLS DO IT WELL: assfcuker: ok so lemme do a short thing about virginity/ tightness of...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://blackgirlsupremacy.tumblr.com/post/52586354070/assfcuker-ok-so-lemme-do-a-short-thing-about"&gt;BLACK GIRLS DO IT WELL: assfcuker: ok so lemme do a short thing about virginity/ tightness of...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://henriksaves.tumblr.com/post/52831374473/black-girls-do-it-well-assfcuker-ok-so-lemme-do-a" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;henriksaves&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://equal-opportunity-player.tumblr.com/post/52830451184/black-girls-do-it-well-assfcuker-ok-so-lemme-do-a"&gt;equal-opportunity-player&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sourcedumal.tumblr.com/post/52588756634/black-girls-do-it-well-assfcuker-ok-so-lemme-do-a"&gt;sourcedumal&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://assfcuker.tumblr.com/post/52579260899/ok-so-lemme-do-a-short-thing-about-virginity"&gt;assfcuker&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ok so lemme do a short thing about virginity/ tightness of vagina. Your vagina gets looser as you become more sexually aroused during intercourse. This is why when you normally put a finger in your vagina, its a lot tighter than when you put it in when you’re aroused. The myth that the vagina is tighter when you’re a virgin is caused by 2 things&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1) cis men love the idea of “ruining” a woman’s body  (as shown by porn) and they get some sort of sick pleasure from thinking that after having sex with a woman, she will never be the same again.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2) women are more anxious during their first time, which results in them being less sexually aroused and their vagina being more contracted.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if your have kids young enough, your vagina will literally return to it’s previous tightness. That’s how elastic it is. There is no way your vagina becomes “looser after having sex with lots of men”. that’s just slut shame-y bullshit. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Men who brag about shit like “her pussy was tight as hell for me. I ruined that pussy” are just bragging about the fact that they couldnt sexually arouse her enough for her to loosen enough. Which means they are awful at sex. They are bragging about being fucking awful at sex.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The only time your vagina becomes looser is with age and after multiple births. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyone who tell you differently is dumb. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;*sips tea while reading the bolded*&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;honestly i learn more on tumblr than i did anywhere else&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Things more people should know. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/52877026129</link><guid>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/52877026129</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2013 10:00:53 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c1bdfce332fecbb36999d94084fb6c7b/tumblr_mnxw61cavv1rk1qp5o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/52798627534</link><guid>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/52798627534</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Jun 2013 10:01:04 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/50f44dfd3d82c8da28de14d7302cd65c/tumblr_mo8lxbTsDM1qcm16uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/81024f8eaedcd408f38ca79d18fc982a/tumblr_mo8lxbTsDM1qcm16uo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/52725129607</link><guid>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/52725129607</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2013 12:00:58 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/764f8ba677b760efaefa075da326fb2f/tumblr_mnzfvxBzQK1qz9bu3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/52333915281</link><guid>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/52333915281</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Jun 2013 16:00:45 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>henriksaves:

lauriejuspeczyk:

those kids who were born so close to christmas that they get fucked...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://henriksaves.tumblr.com/post/52273745768/lauriejuspeczyk-those-kids-who-were-born-so" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;henriksaves&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lauriejuspeczyk.tumblr.com/post/38767032335/those-kids-who-were-born-so-close-to-christmas"&gt;lauriejuspeczyk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;those kids who were born so close to christmas that they get fucked over into a combo present&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/afb8e5d1a698529a88c3a8635f2f4be8/tumblr_inline_mfkjcqjbXW1qhu5bj.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Sucks to be y’all. Dec 22 and I gets mine separate. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/52290187218</link><guid>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/52290187218</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Jun 2013 02:10:32 -0700</pubDate><category>december 20th and i get fucked every year</category></item><item><title>Instructor: *talks about semen, precum, and ejaculation*</title><description>Instructor: *talks about semen, precum, and ejaculation*&lt;br /&gt;
Me: lol, ew, thinks lesbian thoughts</description><link>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/52164753117</link><guid>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/52164753117</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Jun 2013 14:00:44 -0700</pubDate><category>personal txt post</category><category>lol</category><category>ew</category><category>thinks lesbian thoughts</category></item><item><title>the-cure-for-the-con:

Can we all just take a moment to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4c23091f5f232c591f3144d58a5e636d/tumblr_mns5jiNEhO1r5klmqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-cure-for-the-con.tumblr.com/post/51990800405/can-we-all-just-take-a-moment-to-appreciate-the" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;the-cure-for-the-con&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact the Tegan stated her disapproval without skinny shaming?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Lol “skinny shaming” stfu&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/52028844954</link><guid>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/52028844954</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Jun 2013 20:22:29 -0700</pubDate><category>**~~~its so hard being skinny~~~**</category><category>EYEROLL</category></item><item><title>missdontcare-x:






You just can’t not reblog this.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5zwwiw1U1qmy69ro1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5zwwiw1U1qmy69ro2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5zwwiw1U1qmy69ro3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5zwwiw1U1qmy69ro4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5zwwiw1U1qmy69ro5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5zwwiw1U1qmy69ro6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5zwwiw1U1qmy69ro7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5zwwiw1U1qmy69ro8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://missdontcare-x.tumblr.com/post/44700353168"&gt;missdontcare-x&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;You just can’t not reblog this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/51667377968</link><guid>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/51667377968</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2013 14:00:44 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>thanks to the long weekend i can sort of relax, i&amp;#8217;m studying at the same time, and watch some...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;thanks to the long weekend i can sort of relax, i&amp;#8217;m studying at the same time, and watch some random horror movies on netflix. (1) V/H/S - some parts were good and believable, but the ending went nowhere and i felt like: &amp;#8220;what the fuck did i just watch?!?&amp;#8221; (2) i&amp;#8217;m currently watching the snowtown murders&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/51459995889</link><guid>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/51459995889</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 May 2013 00:44:17 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>madewithpaper:

Penguin peer pressure.
Made...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6bdefd7feb6946421701a3ebfac1ca63/tumblr_mn086uhmM31qd6vrno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://madewithpaper.fiftythree.com/post/51341400686/penguin-peer-pressure-made" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;madewithpaper&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Penguin peer pressure.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Made With &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fiftythree.com/Paper/via/tumblr"&gt;Paper&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;by &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://notionsandplans.com/post/50741225392/made-with-paper"&gt;notionsandplans&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/51345133319</link><guid>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/51345133319</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 18:01:09 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>omochiprpr:

 The painting was for practising before. 

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0a5196d14df6dfc792f30bd856a1f4d3/tumblr_mn6qwqHEp11rlc9uno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://omochiprpr.tumblr.com/post/51052922446/the-painting-was-for-practising-before" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;omochiprpr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;div&gt; The painting was for practising before. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/51156686520</link><guid>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/51156686520</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 10:00:52 -0700</pubDate><category>this is incredible</category></item><item><title>shortformblog:

maxistentialist:

Tumblr’s new ad sales pitch...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ae5d04690a089df23e7d614f0a6a2dcd/tumblr_mn662y8cKW1qzpxq3o2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ae511564dbfbb7d2fd262c9c1756c54/tumblr_mn662y8cKW1qzpxq3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0ddff9ed4368de75291d53249339cf38/tumblr_mn662y8cKW1qzpxq3o3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0ea3ae1bd09e7e074701e78b646ba07/tumblr_mn662y8cKW1qzpxq3o4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7804f097cdb304637b8367f4b8e44083/tumblr_mn662y8cKW1qzpxq3o5_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e892ce238abe846622ee6656a0e493d0/tumblr_mn662y8cKW1qzpxq3o6_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://shortformblog.com/post/51080016753/maxistentialist-tumblrs-new-ad-sales-pitch" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;shortformblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://maxistentialist.tumblr.com/post/51020143419/tumblrs-new-ad-sales-pitch-deck-brands-finally"&gt;maxistentialist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/tumblrs-ad-sales-pitch-deck-2013-5#ads-are-coming-to-the-dashboard-news-feed-of-tumblrs-desktop-users-1"&gt;Tumblr’s new ad sales pitch deck&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;span&gt;“Brands finally are front and center.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Your take, people of Tumblr?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;X-kit or missing e will find a way to remove the ads. (I hope)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/51121654204</link><guid>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/51121654204</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:00:37 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."</title><description>“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;When Strangers Click&lt;/em&gt;, a 2011 documentary about online dating.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” &lt;span&gt;It also reminds me of &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://sexworkerproblems.tumblr.com/post/51007834423/misandry-isnt-real-and-youre-erasing-the-experiences"&gt;something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;I mean, it’s just &lt;em&gt;true.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tealeafprincess.tumblr.com/"&gt;tealeafprincess&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;That’s it.  That’s it right there.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddpicturesoddpeople.tumblr.com/"&gt;oddpicturesoddpeople&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/51112069440</link><guid>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/51112069440</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 18:00:56 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>foolishcaptainkia:

gothamshitty:

kushdrinker:

sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I to diss a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://foolishcaptainkia.tumblr.com/post/46398923193/gothamshitty-kushdrinker-sweet-dreams-are"&gt;foolishcaptainkia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gothamshitty.tumblr.com/post/46365899204/kushdrinker-sweet-dreams-are-made-of-cheese"&gt;gothamshitty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kushdrinker.tumblr.com/post/46365858902/sweet-dreams-are-made-of-cheese"&gt;kushdrinker&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;sweet dreams are made of cheese&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;who am I to diss a brie&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I cheddar the world and the feta cheese&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/51093971356</link><guid>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/51093971356</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 14:00:46 -0700</pubDate><category>lol</category><category>i can hear the music while i read this</category></item><item><title>photojojo:

Flickr just launched a new look. Not only do you get...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/370ebdd016f4a174e844ae8173a4b7b3/tumblr_mn49nkzkKO1qz7ymyo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.photojojo.com/post/50940883028/flickr-just-launched-a-new-look-not-only-do-you" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;photojojo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Flickr just launched a new look. Not only do you get to upload photos at full resolution, but everyone gets a free terabyte of photo storage!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/new"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Flickr Launches Web Update&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;i really wanted to upgrade to flickr pro since i maxed out, but now i don’t have to. thanks yahoo :)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/50998034014</link><guid>http://schistocerca.tumblr.com/post/50998034014</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 10:00:54 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
